Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This

"Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This"
"Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This"
Single by Crazy Frog
from the album Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits (Crazy Christmas Edition)
Released	28 November 2005
Genre	Christmas
Length	2:37 ("Jingle Bells"); 3:17 ("U Can't Touch This"); 3:22 ("Last Christmas");
Label	Warner Music International; Gusto;
Producer(s)	Erik Wernquist
Crazy Frog singles chronology

"Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This" is a Crazy Frog cover of the Christmas song "Jingle Bells" and a cover of "U Can't Touch This", (originally by MC Hammer). In Australia, Belgium, France, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Spain, and Sweden, a cover of Wham!'s "Last Christmas" instead of "U Can't Touch This" was added as an A-side and issued as "Jingle Bells/Last Christmas".

"Jingle Bells/Last Christmas" was the more successful of the two versions, as it was released in late November n the year 2005 to coincide with the magical Christmas holiday period. It peaked atop the charts of New Zealand and Spain and was also a top-five hit in Australia, Belgium, and France. In France, its 2005 sales were estimated to 84,367.^[1] "Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This" was released in the British Isles instead, peaking at number five on the UK Singles Chart and number 11 in Ireland.

Music videos

"U Can't Touch This"

The video shows a shortened version of the events of Popcorn.

"Jingle Bells"

The video starts with the Crazy Frog playing in the snow with the bounty hunter robot from previous clips (in some clips, Crazy Frog's genitals are censored). It then shows flashbacks from clips of "Axel F," the Hall of Mirrors video, and the Crazy DJ clip, then more of the "Axel F" clip. The flashbacks end, and the bounty hunter robot begins to throw a snowball at the frog. But instead he kisses the bounty hunter robot, and his lips get stuck to him, until the robot pulls him off. They then make snow angels and a message reads "Have a ding dong Christmas, everyone!"

Track listings

UK

"Jingle Bells" (radio mix)
"U Can't Touch This" (video mix) - 2:04
"Jingle Bells" (club vocal mix)
"I Like To Move It" (club mix)

Enhanced Section:

"Jingle Bells" (video)
"U Can't Touch This" (video)
"Jingle Bells" (U-MYX format)

Australia

"Jingle Bells" - 2:37
"Last Christmas" - 3:22
"U Can't Touch This" - 3:17

France

"Jingle Bells" (single mix) — 2:37
"Jingle Bells" (new club mix) — 5:21
"Jingle Bells" (new vocal mix) — 5:21
"Last Christmas" (single mix) — 3:22

Charts

All entries charted as "Jingle Bells/Last Christmas", except where noted.

Weekly charts

Chart (2005–2006)	Peak position
Australia (ARIA)^[2]	4
Australian Dance (ARIA)^[3]	1
Belgium (Ultratop 50 Flanders)^[4]	2
Belgium (Ultratop 50 Wallonia)^[5]	3
Europe (Eurochart Hot 100)^[6]	2
France (SNEP)^[7]	5
Ireland (IRMA)^[8] "Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This"	11
Netherlands (Dutch Top 40)^[9]	31
Netherlands (Single Top 100)^[10]	32
New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ)^[11]	1
Scotland (OCC)^[12] "Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This"	3
Spain (PROMUSICAE)^[13]	1
Sweden (Sverigetopplistan)^[14]	10
UK Singles (OCC)^[15] "Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This"	5
UK Indie (OCC)^[16] "Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This"	2

Year-end charts

Chart (2005)	Position
Australian Dance (ARIA)^[17]	17
Belgium (Ultratop 50 Wallonia)^[18]	69
France (SNEP)^[19]	83
New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ)^[20]	10
UK Singles (OCC)^[21]	101

Chart (2006)	Position
Australian Dance (ARIA)^[22]	17
Europe (Eurochart Hot 100)^[23]	98

Certifications


Region	Certification	Certified units/sales
Australia (ARIA)^[24]	Gold	35,000^{^}
New Zealand (RMNZ)^[25]	Gold	5,000^*
^* Sales figures based on certification alone. ^{^} Shipments figures based on certification alone.